Traci Lords - David Cosgrove

Featured Artist - David Cosgrove

Links: davidcosgrove-music.com davidcosgrove.com CD Baby: Makkiwhipdies David's MySpace
	"Brilliant and Witty" - Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull David cultivates artichokes for the hoi polloi. David became a rock star at the tender age of 6 when he performed "The Big Red Bus" for his kindergarten class - then he threw up. Met Traci through a friend and lent another of his many talents, web designer, to this very site. Has a cat named Snoofus. David knows what "proslambanomenos" means. If you made a wax mold of the inside of woman's reproductive system, would it resemble a moose's head? Enjoys fighting with and cursing at his chainsaw. Has a killer recipe for balsamic chicken with artichokes. Likes Pepe's better than Sally's - Modern's a very, very close second however. Lives on a farm in upstate CT and raises bloodthirsty chinstrap penguins. Mushroom yogurt.	"Recommended, but only to the most warped, absurdist minds out there." - François Couture, All Music Guide View David Cosgrove's EPK
Other Featured Artists: Jeff Pittarelli David Cosgrove Emily Skopov